Tips and Tricks for “Finding the Time”

This is my June To Do List.

Everyone is so busy these days. So busy, they can’t get anything done. People who brag about how busy they are have become some of my least favorite people (after conservative Supreme Court justices and the regime they enable, of course). Meanwhile, everyone is impressed by the fact that I do as much as I do. Sometimes, when I’m not lamenting my unproductive dawdling, I even impress myself. How does she do it? they…