This is a baby chameleon I am very seriously considering getting for myself. If I am going to be carrying my own reusable dishes with me, I figure I should just lean hard into the eccentricity of it all.

Grocery day is by far the worst for facing the truth about this goal. EVERYTHING is in plastic packaging. I mean, I could make my own croutons, sure, but I do not have time to do that before I go out of town tomorrow, and everyone wants Caesar salad for dinner tomorrow night. I was buying the croutons to avoid the packaging involved in the Caesar Salad Kit, but who am I kidding. I had to pay three times as much to get Romaine lettuce that was NOT…